Anonymous said: How do I make my girl wet?
throw a cup of water at her
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
"Sometimes it’s better to break your own heart, rather than let somebody else do it for you." - far-cry-from-normal
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"Actually, I just woke up one day and decided I didn’t want to feel like that anymore, or ever again. So I changed. Just like that." - All People Who Have Changed (via alittlebitsouthern)
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my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking lmao
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find someone who will be there for you at 2am when you’re falling apart, but also at 3pm when you love life and they make you love it more
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